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Thread: I'm fully on-board the Martinelli train, but I'm not sure it counts as running

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt
    um - he still ran half the length of the pitch, so it does count

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt
    I was impressed he couldn’t be caught. Even with the ball he was faster than the ones chasing him.

    Also if that was pepe or laca they’d probably have played a pass or missed

  3. #3
    Did anyone time his run?

    Looked to be bang on Olympic pace...on grass, with boots and a ball at his feet.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt

    He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
    I've scored better goals in my back garden.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I've scored better goals in my back garden.
    I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by luis anaconda View Post
    i've scored better goals in your mum's back garden
    More of a brownfield site than a back garden, imo.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden
    Long rangers or tap-ins, la?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Long rangers or tap-ins, la?
    Goalmouth scramble imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden

    Was the 6 yard box well covered or worn due to over use?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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