Originally Posted by Monty92 half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt um - he still ran half the length of the pitch, so it does count
Originally Posted by Monty92 half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt I was impressed he couldn’t be caught. Even with the ball he was faster than the ones chasing him. Also if that was pepe or laca they’d probably have played a pass or missed
Did anyone time his run? Looked to be bang on Olympic pace...on grass, with boots and a ball at his feet.
Originally Posted by Monty92 half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score. I've scored better goals in my back garden.
Originally Posted by Monty92 I've scored better goals in my back garden. I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden
Originally Posted by luis anaconda i've scored better goals in your mum's back garden More of a brownfield site than a back garden, imo.
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden Long rangers or tap-ins, la?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by IUFG Long rangers or tap-ins, la? Goalmouth scramble imo
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing But different than the day before' 'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood' 'Now you're unemployed, all non-void Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden Was the 6 yard box well covered or worn due to over use?
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