I'm fully on-board the Martinelli train, but I'm not sure it counts as running

[Pat Vegas]

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt

I was impressed he couldn’t be caught. Even with the ball he was faster than the ones chasing him.

Also if that was pepe or laca they’d probably have played a pass or missed

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh. Did Thierry have a peanut head? Are you sure?

[Sir C]

That looks like a globe to me.

[Luis Anaconda]

Have you ever seen a peanut, h?

[Tony C]

Did anyone time his run?

Looked to be bang on Olympic pace...on grass, with boots and a ball at his feet.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt

He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.

[Monty92]

He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.

I've scored better goals in my back garden.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've scored better goals in my back garden.

I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden

[Monty92]

i've scored better goals in your mum's back garden

More of a brownfield site than a back garden, imo.

[IUFG]

I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden

Long rangers or tap-ins, la?