Originally Posted by Monty92
half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt
He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt
He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
I've scored better goals in my back garden.
I've scored better goals in your mum's back garden
More of a brownfield site than a back garden, imo.
Long rangers or tap-ins, la?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Goalmouth scramble imo
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Crowd scene.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Was the 6 yard box well covered or worn due to over use?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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