This Martinelli kid...5 million pounds? Wow

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

To be fair, straight on is the most simple angle from which to score when one-on-one with a goalie.

Oh and you'd know wouldn't you. The man who runs like Phoebe Buffay in Friends

[Tony C]

Sweet finish too...like them skiers who ski for 10 miles then stop and shoot a target.

Still think we’ll do something oh so American and give him like £150m 12 year contract with like 1bn buyout.

Like that Canelo / DAZN deal

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Edu. Hadn't realised United had him on trial and said no

I like the idea of Edu having the whole of Brazil to rob for talent instead of Sven just robbing Dortmund.