Basic rule for the Royal Family: DO NOT MARRY AMERICAN DIVORCEES.

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, school must have been tricky for the poor chap. Can't be easy if your mum actually is a slag.

He does actually say in the interview that the boys at his school were quite understanding. Probably just wanted a go on his mum tbf

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

tbf he's hardly going to get promotion and she's well worth a tap

If anything, his corporate grade is being eroded on an almost annual basis.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

He does actually say in the interview that the boys at his school were quite understanding. Probably just wanted a go on his mum tbf

It was a boarding school. I just reckon they like the idea of sexy totty dropping their knickers for ugly public school boys. Something I support myself.