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  1. 01-08-2020, 01:08 PM #1
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    Has to be said - I would

    why does this sort of thing never happen to me?

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a9273896.html
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  2. 01-08-2020, 01:45 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    why does this sort of thing never happen to me?

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a9273896.html
    No takers? Must have been a flight to San Francisco
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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  3. 01-08-2020, 01:52 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    No takers? Must have been a flight to San Francisco
    Boning a drunk in an aeroplane toilet?

    Not for me Clive. I must be getting old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Boning a drunk in an aeroplane toilet?

    Not for me Clive. I must be getting old.
    Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.
    On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

    Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog.
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    I expect he'd spoil the whole thing by asking for a hug after and having

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

    Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog.
    a little cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

    Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog.
    he'd be doing the fúcking
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  8. 01-08-2020, 02:31 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    a little cry.
    on that note - did you see Nigella turned 60 at the weekend, h? Still would
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  10. 01-08-2020, 02:58 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post

    Class, one to take home to mum 🖕
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