He's in a snooker club in Cricklewood, h, enjoying a couple of cheeky frames and a lager or two while Carrie is off getting her minge freshly waxed. Later I understand they are going to order in a lamb bhuna and, to start the weekend right, engage in a little bit the jiggy-jiggy.
There is a snooker club in Cricklewood?
Well, stone me. I lived near there for 4 years and never knew that.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman