Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

[Monty92]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

[Sir C]

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

What if it turned out that Boris is actually pretty good?

It won't though. He's just going to be another Cameronesque limp dick.