Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

[Monty92]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

[Monty92]

Are you sure your relationship is 100% healthy, m?

Sexually? No, I'd estimate that at least half of what we get up to is deeply unhealthy*

*PM me for more details

[Sir C]

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

What if it turned out that Boris is actually pretty good?

It won't though. He's just going to be another Cameronesque limp dick.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I bet you were unusually civil to all you met along the way, distributing cheery smiles galore
Perhaps even giving some spare change or advice to a homeless merchant you'd normally trip over along the way

[Pat Vegas]

Did you have a nice time f? Your room looked lovely. Was Mrs f with you or was it purely a work do? It's always sad when work takes you to such nice places and you can't share the experience with the glw.

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.

[Sir C]

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.

I'm sure you richly deserved your pampering, lovey.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public

[Pat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public

I am actually Greggggggg Wallace (i've added some extra G's incase)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That means everything you now say is at a Volume of 10

"WOLLER YA GONNA COOK FOR US?"