Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

[Monty92]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"