What was all this about crying whilst giving away laptops?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He blocked me on Facebook eventually. Monty can't even get blocked by Jorge on Twitter.

I'm the Daddy and no mistake.

There aren't many that can claim to be a bigger c'unt than Monty wes

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

"We ignored your referendum, called you "gammon" and "racist". We sneered at your white vans and flooded your estates with immigrants to rub your nose in it.
Now we will hold an inquiry to find out why you didn't vote for us."