prating, not-so-intelligentsia leftists but had hoped to see a different picture down south. Even went to bed early to try and trick the Gods of Politics and wake up to a shock polling error but they ain't so easily duped as their football colleagues

I have some compensations though. I knew the exit poll was a massive Tory gain as soon as I saw that unspeakable c'unt Andrew Neil's face. He knows he is finished because BJ has shown that there is now no obligation for any politician to endure the rude and revolting hectoring that he imagines constitutes an interview (I have a feeling Boris will now accept his invitation and hopefully finish him off for good).

Diane Abbott will disappear and rightly so. She should not have been anywhere near the front bench. Not just that she is so unpleasant, just so exhaustingly mediocre.

The SNP can have have their next referendum and they'll lose that one too which will be hilarious.

The campaign to rejoin the EU starts now.