The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Aha! I wonder if I've misremembered or whether there are two versions out there.

Cold where I'm from

[Viva Prat Vegas]

There would appear to be two of them...witch is appropriate

[Sir C]

Cold where I'm from

Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

[barrybueno]

A Hollywood icon struck down by Parkinson's at a relatively young age is inherently funny, though.

Oh Monty how could you? Not like he was ever an asshole like some of them... Star of quite easily the greatest ever eighties film

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

Cold enough to freeze the bollox off a brass monkey - not a simile I know - and long ago was contracted simply to "brass monkey weather"

[barrybueno]

Two versions then.

I rather like 'flat', actually. I may amend mu usage.

What else do we have for 'cold'? 'As a polar bear's arse', I suppose. Must be something better.

I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'

[Sir C]

I like the 'It's a bit Pearl Harbor out there'

Nice one b, nice one.

[IUFG]

I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

Another canine won...

"Like a dog eating hot chips"