The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

[Burney]

turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

Good luck, everyone.

https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496

[PSRB]

turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

Good luck, everyone.

https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496

We're ****ed if they get in

[Tony C]

What if...he has two left feet.

Reptilians confirmed

[Rich]

turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

Good luck, everyone.

https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496

I could almost build a case to defend her were the shoes identical to one another. But they are also completely different designs

Is this actually Dianne Abbot?

[Burney]

I could almost build a case to defend her were the shoes identical to one another. But they are also completely different designs

Is this actually Dianne Abbot?

It is. I'm increasingly convinced she has some sort of degenerative neurological disorder. There's being gaffe-prone and then there's being basically incapable of functioning as an adult human being.

[Monty92]

It is. I'm increasingly convinced she has some sort of degenerative neurological disorder. There's being gaffe-prone and then there's being basically incapable of functioning as an adult human being.

She shakes like Michael J f*cking Fox, too.

[Burney]

She shakes like Michael J f*cking Fox, too.

I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

[Monty92]

I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

A Hollywood icon struck down by Parkinson's at a relatively young age is inherently funny, though.

[Sir C]

I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

It’s no ‘grinning like a ****ing jap’ though, is it?

[Burney]

It’s no ‘grinning like a ****ing jap’ though, is it?

No. That's because that is very possibly the greatest crude simile in history.