But surely a very tight exit poll suggesting no majority could easily tip into a narrow majority as the night progresses, so you could end up missing out on all that sweet, sweet steffenfreund for no reason.
Originally Posted by Burney
To be honest, it'll depend on the exit poll. If it says Boris Win, I'll crack open a gallon or two of red and enjoy the Schadenfreude. If it says anything else, I'll be off to the bunker to prepare for civil war.