I couldn't possibly comment, other than to say that he's actually managed to leapfrog Paul Mason as the Twitter account I'm most looking forward to perusing if Boris wins a majority.

Which is quite some achievment, given I'd never heard of the c*nt....errrrr poor fella until a couple of weeks ago.

I tell yer what though Clive, I wonder how much he'd pay to go back in time and have Pritti Patel installed as home secretary a few years earlier if he could.

The c*nt.