which has caused us all such pain.
I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.
Dear Shaitan
Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.
Yours faihfully
Sir Charlie
There. That should do the trick.