Hmm, I'm thinking about burney's evil Ashes pact with the devil

[Sir C]

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.

[Monty92]

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.

To be fair, I reckon I'd take us being relegated if it meant a Tory majority

[Burney]

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.

There speaks a man who’s already got his money offshore imo

[Sir C]

There speaks a man who’s already got his money offshore imo

I cannot tell a lie, b...

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards

[IUFG]

Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards

I'd have thought the returns on the floorboard money would be higher than any bank under a Labour government.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'd have thought the returns on the floorboard money would be higher than any bank under a Labour government.

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[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

. . . . . . .

gpwm, H, vgpwm.

When we were paupers until Blair, the glw and I had about 10k each in our isas. Think have us c.£1k in interest between us every year. Not much to a professional like your good self, but really sorted out Xmases for us.

I think my entire interest combined under the Tories was worth 20 Bensons and a 4-pack of Spesh.