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Thread: Postal vote despatched, for what it's worth.

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    Postal vote despatched, for what it's worth.

    Only four candidates in my constituency. Conservative, Labour, Libdem and Green.

    No Monster Raving Loony, no Brexit, no NF, no fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Only four candidates in my constituency. Conservative, Labour, Libdem and Green.

    No Monster Raving Loony, no Brexit, no NF, no fun.
    Nothing to split the Leave vote, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Nothing to split the Leave vote, though.
    It's all irrelevant here, the Tory majority is huge and even the council tenants and gyppos* are remarkably right wing, apparently.

    I don't even know if gyppos can vote. I suppose most oif them know how to make an X so they can sign on, but still..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's all irrelevant here, the Tory majority is huge and even the council tenants and gyppos* are remarkably right wing, apparently.

    I don't even know if gyppos can vote. I suppose most oif them know how to make an X so they can sign on, but still..
    I do know, mate. I did used to live there, remember?

    Although it famously went Liberal in the 60s, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Only four candidates in my constituency. Conservative, Labour, Libdem and Green.

    No Monster Raving Loony, no Brexit, no NF, no fun.
    Just looked at mine, the Brexit bird is Teixeira Hambro

    Christian peoples Alliance might be worth a go...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I do know, mate. I did used to live there, remember?

    Although it famously went Liberal in the 60s, of course.
    Things change You wouldn't recognise Orpington High Street.

    I had one of the best Indian meals I've eaten outside India there a couple of weeks ago. Actual proper Indian food, none of your baltis or tikka masalas... your ex glw was there actually. Orpington, for all love. There's a nice cinema now and a rather pleasant bar where Woolworths used to be. Not to mention the hipster café serving avocado toast and dat ****.

    You know gornisht from Orpington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Just looked at mine, the Brexit bird is Teixeira Hambro

    Christian peoples Alliance might be worth a go...
    My Tory is called Gareth Bacon.

    Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Things change You wouldn't recognise Orpington High Street.

    I had one of the best Indian meals I've eaten outside India there a couple of weeks ago. Actual proper Indian food, none of your baltis or tikka masalas... your ex glw was there actually. Orpington, for all love. There's a nice cinema now and a rather pleasant bar where Woolworths used to be. Not to mention the hipster café serving avocado toast and dat ****.

    You know gornisht from Orpington.
    Yes, I know. You delight in telling me about every step in Orpington's gentrification after I've already been bought out of my erstwhile property.

    It hardly bothers me at all.

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    Sir C "Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP."

    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My Tory is called Gareth Bacon.

    Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP.
    Mine's taken over from Mark Prisk. She's a woman of some sort. Claims to have supported Brexit 'all her life', which is a good trick as she's older than me.

    We've actually got a UKIP candidate in our constituency. I'd forgotten about them.

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