And yet no one listened to me when I reminded them of the last time our No 9 equalised so late into injury time against Southampton at home in a 2-2 draw. We went on to pip a seemingly unbeatable Liverpool team to the title. It's on
Hang on, I posted that on Twitter on Saturday. Have you been stalking me?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman