Labour have nearly got my vote.

[Burney]

Not if she's paid for by the state

Free at the point of use, though.

In which case she’s effectively a civil servant.

[Tony C]

What would it really take in terms of freebies to win this?

I’m thinking he’s home and hosed (not even a photo finish) if he cancelled the tv license

Who needs the bbc when you got everyone on your free North Korean broadband eh...