I'm at the optician and my ophthalmologist is called 'Jolly Gandhi'

[Burney]

Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.

[Sir C]

Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.

I went to his house in Delhi. They've got his glasses. And his spoon.

I believe they were presented as 'his sole possessions', which I thought was more than likely nonsense. I mean, what about his sandals? The expression is 'as dry as Gandhi's flip-flop', not 'as dry as the flip-flop worn by Gandhi but owned by some other bugger.'

Furthermore, his spoon had an alarmingly large bowl, suggesting he was a greedy sod.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Have you had that moment yet when Jolly shines a torch into your eyes and you're given breathy commands to "Look up/down/left/right"?

[Pokster]

Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.

You should get on like a house on fire then

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You'd expect his sandals to be the soul possessions

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You should get on like a house on fire then

. . . . . ..

[Burney]

Have you had that moment yet when Jolly shines a torch into your eyes and you're given breathy commands to "Look up/down/left/right"?

Yes. These people really ought to be required to suck breath mints before seeing customers imo.