Great. Put on the VPN and then TMS and Stokes out first ball I listen to.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Collapse incoming. Be lucky to get 300 or more.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Collapse incoming. Be lucky to get 300 or more.

See? Told you. Now Pope's gone. And Curran. 286 with 7 down. Lol.

Useless Ashes-losing donkey sloggers.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

See? Told you. Now Pope's gone. And Curran. 286 with 7 down. Lol.

Useless Ashes-losing donkey sloggers.

Now Jofra. 3 wickets in five balls, not including Stokes a couple of overs before hand.

Can't believe I'm paying to stream this from my phone to laptop.

Useless sloggy donkeys.

[Luis Anaconda]

Now Jofra. 3 wickets in five balls, not including Stokes a couple of overs before hand.

Can't believe I'm paying to stream this from my phone to laptop.

Useless sloggy donkeys.

What's French for tedious moaning ****?

[Pokster]

What's French for tedious moaning ****?

Wes.......

[PSRB]

Collapse incoming. Be lucky to get 300 or more.

353, decent score. Certainly think it'll be enough

[Tony C]

Relax lads...he’s just letting it all out so he’s nice and calm for Xhaka tomorrow

[Luis Anaconda]

Wes.......

Not like the French to be so polite

[Tony C]

400 easy

450 possible

Some really watered down bowling here...kiwis haven’t done anything special.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

400 easy

450 possible

Some really watered down bowling here...kiwis haven’t done anything special.

We're ****ed, TC. While the top order are at least trying to bat properly, too many bowlers have become defensive due to ODI cricket. You don't need wickets, just bowl miserly. They haven't got a clue how to take wickets with a kookabura on a flat pitch.

They'll try to bat towards tea tomorrow and then see if we can last 4-5 sessions on a wearing pitch. (Short answer - no.)