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    Alex Salmond....

    to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

    Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

    Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot
    Don't be tellin' me about foot massages – I'm the foot ****in' master.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

    Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot
    His wife is 81, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    His wife is 81, apparently.
    Eww. Surely that should count as mitigating circumstances for any man accused of sexual impropriety?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Eww. Surely that should count as mitigating circumstances for any man accused of sexual impropriety?
    Shagging an 81 yr old :shudder:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Shagging an 81 yr old :shudder:
    You and M's wives will be 81 one day, think about that eh?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    You and M's wives will be 81 one day, think about that eh?
    and I'll be long gone by that point

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    and I'll be long gone by that point
    Do you mean dead or shacked up with a newer model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    and I'll be long gone by that point
    haha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too long
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    haha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too long
    a and probably b

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