he's actually made me not want to live and eat there.
How can you go through Burgundy and not leave the viewer with the overwhelming urge to migrate? The food he ate and the food he made, looked terrible and amateurish. Unbelievable.
The Alsace (sorry, red) was the worst. Do people there really only eat cold sausage, potatoes and pickled veg? And drink sh1t wine?
If true, might be an idea to not tell anyone.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."