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Thread: Apparently, Extinction Rebellion protestors have gone on hunger strike in the lobby

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    Apparently, Extinction Rebellion protestors have gone on hunger strike in the lobby

    of Labour's HQ.

    It takes ages to die on a hunger strike. They'll barely even have started to get skinny by the time of the election. And after that, who cares if they die?

    These people are idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    of Labour's HQ.

    It takes ages to die on a hunger strike. They'll barely even have started to get skinny by the time of the election. And after that, who cares if they die?

    These people are idiots.
    I hope Labour are offering them broadband whislt they starve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I hope Labour are offering them broadband whislt they starve.
    that and a token gesture of the abhorrance of anti-semitism.

    in any case, isn't 5G going to render broadband obsolete?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    that and a token gesture of the abhorrance of anti-semitism.

    in any case, isn't 5G going to render broadband obsolete?
    Gosh wouldn't that be something i? I would so relish informing BT that their perennial scam of charging me rental for a piece of rotten old copper wire just so I can get t'Interent is now over and they will never again rinse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    of Labour's HQ.

    It takes ages to die on a hunger strike. They'll barely even have started to get skinny by the time of the election. And after that, who cares if they die?

    These people are idiots.
    If I worked there (God forbid) and the smelly twáts were still there after a few days I'd be eating my lunch in the lobby. A nice bacon sandwich in the morning too. Maybe put a toaster down there and make toast every hour, always gives off a great smell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    If I worked there (God forbid) and the smelly twáts were still there after a few days I'd be eating my lunch in the lobby. A nice bacon sandwich in the morning too. Maybe put a toaster down there and make toast every hour, always gives off a great smell.
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    To what tune did that ditty go?
    Get Your Rocks Off?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Pat Vegas is organising a catering event for Extintion Rebellion tonight
    He will serve them a sit down meal of plates with nothing on them
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    It’s only for 1 week though and they still take water and vitamins

    Jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    It’s only for 1 week though and they still take water and vitamins

    Jokes
    Pathetic. They'll only just have started metabolising their own body fat by then! It's not a hunger strike until the body starts eating muscle and sinew and brain function starts to go a bit wobbly imo.

    Say what you like about Bobby Sands and his chums, but they did at least do it properly. These people are timewasters.

    Also, where are they going to urinate and defecate?
    Last edited by Burney; 11-18-2019 at 02:56 PM.

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