I see the AWIMB swivel eyed tory collective has been quick to pounce on Labour's

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I can’t swivel my eyes right now. They’re kind of fixed straight ahead until the swelling goes down.

Did you have an eye tuck or did someone stick his boot in your face

[Sir C]

Did you have an eye tuck or did someone stick his boot in your face

New septum. Surely you can’t imagine anyone would want to kick little old inoffensive me?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

New septum. Surely you can’t imagine anyone would want to kick little old inoffensive me?

Ah, the deviated septum repair. I know how that goes. Sneeze with your mouth open for a week. The weird part is when you pull a bit of stitching out of your nose and it tickles.

Of course, your Mrs will insist on you sleeping in the spare room as you will be sleeping with your mouth open and snoring like an old toad.