They really are utter ****s I remember that one eyed wánker Gordon Brown banging on about the UK's low broadband speeds as if it was in some way our biggest issue
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'