But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.

I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:

“One Jew is Jew
Two Jews are Jew Jew
Three Jews are more Jews
Four Jews are your Jews
Five Jews are my Jews”

Then I woke up, giggling.

I wonder what 6 Jews are?