numbers of young homosexual hipsters on a couple of nights out.

Maybe I've spent too long in the countryside, but I was staggered to discover quite how much gay men can get away with groping straight girls. At one point, during a relatively low-key buffet dinner, one of the queers was literally passing food between his and a chick's mouth.

And the chicks seem to lap all this **** up.

I found the dynamics genuinely fascinating.