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    Fúck me

    Labour have descibed a DDoS as a "sophisticated attack" .

    "Yesterday afternoon our security systems identified that, in a very short period of time, there were large-scale and sophisticated attacks on Labour Party platforms which had the intention of taking our systems entirely offline.

    Dennis help us!

    Russians are, no doubt, are to blame.
    Or Meerkans.
    Or Jews.
    Or Tories.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Labour have descibed a DDoS as a "sophisticated attack" .

    "Yesterday afternoon our security systems identified that, in a very short period of time, there were large-scale and sophisticated attacks on Labour Party platforms which had the intention of taking our systems entirely offline.

    Dennis help us!

    Russians are, no doubt, are to blame.
    Or Meerkans.
    Or Jews.
    Or Tories.
    It's hilarious, isn't it? Imagine thinking a foreign power would go to the trouble of launching a cyber attack to derail Labour's election campaign when it's already utterly hopeless.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Labour have descibed a DDoS as a "sophisticated attack" .

    "Yesterday afternoon our security systems identified that, in a very short period of time, there were large-scale and sophisticated attacks on Labour Party platforms which had the intention of taking our systems entirely offline.

    Dennis help us!

    Russians are, no doubt, are to blame.
    Or Meerkans.
    Or Jews.
    Or Tories.
    Wait a minute, Labour have computers?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Wait a minute, Labour have computers?
    the one they use to apply for postal votes. Thus ensuring that 130% of the labour voters in Islington North, vote for Jezza.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    the one they use to apply for postal votes. Thus ensuring that 130% of the labour voters in Islington North, vote for Jezza.
    What's even funnier is that they're boasting that they 'defeated' it with their robust security systems.

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if Russia or Israel or GCHQ launched a cyber attack, the Labour Party's IT team probably wouldn't represent much of an obstacle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What's even funnier is that they're boasting that they 'defeated' it with their robust security systems.

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if Russia or Israel or GCHQ launched a cyber attack, the Labour Party's IT team probably wouldn't represent much of an obstacle.
    I've heard they ran an AVG Free scan and it's all good now
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It's hilarious, isn't it? Imagine thinking a foreign power would go to the trouble of launching a cyber attack to derail Labour's election campaign when it's already utterly hopeless.
    Foreign?

    First MI6 (via the Integrity Initiative / Institute for Statecraft) and more recently MI5 (via some faith-based twitterbot accounts) have been running smear campaigns against the Labour leader, so I doubt furrins need to be involved.

    It's a bit like Langley and the Feebs in the US working against Trump imo.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Foreign?

    First MI6 (via the Integrity Initiative / Institute for Statecraft) and more recently MI5 (via some faith-based twitterbot accounts) have been running smear campaigns against the Labour leader, so I doubt furrins need to be involved.

    It's a bit like Langley and the Feebs in the US working against Trump imo.
    Don't be homo

    https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/1...jeremy-corbyn/

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Wait a minute, Labour have computers?

    Yes they do. Very sophisticated ones

    https://www.theposttruthpost.co.uk/2...bal-tea-spill/
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  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Nice impartial source there, shallow and one-sided. It doesn't even mention their actual offices in Temple Place (the mill in Fife is just a registered office). They are about much more than a bunch of tweets, they are about a whole network of journalists around Europe (they call them 'clusters') all ready to pipe up simultaneously on the talking-point of the day, to create a narrative. Attacking JC is just one of their jobs.

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