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    Poor old Sir C could be under the knife as we speak. :-(

    His poor old hooter.

    #PrayforSirCharlie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    His poor old hooter.

    #PrayforSirCharlie
    I have some spare if he's short of hooter after the op, though I doubt he'd countenance walking around with Jew nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I have some spare if he's short of hooter after the op, though I doubt he'd countenance walking around with Jew nose.
    As I understand it, it's a surfeit of nasal matter from which he suffers rather than a paucity. They have to get in there and give his passages a good rodding. From what I gather, he comes out feeling rather as though he's been facially sodomised by an elephant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As I understand it, it's a surfeit of nasal matter from which he suffers rather than a paucity. They have to get in there and give his passages a good rodding. From what I gather, he comes out feeling rather as though he's been facially sodomised by an elephant.
    Wonder if they'll find any, ahem, residue of some sorts in that bugle
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    There was that guy on the Joe Rogan podcast recently whose nose got destroyed because he snorted coke that had broken glass chips in it.

    Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    There was that guy on the Joe Rogan podcast recently whose nose got destroyed because he snorted coke that had broken glass chips in it.

    Ouch!
    These bloody Eastern Europeans will mix absolutely anything in! #Brexit
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    His poor old hooter.

    #PrayforSirCharlie
    Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

    I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

    I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.
    Is it really cancer c or were you just trying to scare us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

    I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.
    I'm waiting for my filling to set so I can get stuck it into a bottle of red. Not sure walking into work with a red filling after working from home will go down too well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I'm waiting for my filling to set so I can get stuck it into a bottle of red. Not sure walking into work with a red filling after working from home will go down too well.
    Do they look at your fillings a lot?

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