Somebody has wished cancer upon Xhaka’s daughter

[Sir C]

Ah Sir C is there a way I can purposely lock my car keys in the car? but only using one key.

I need to pick up my car after some work being done on it. I will have the spare key on me so I can open it up to drive it off to find the original keys in the glove compartment.

Nah. Just do it the old-fashioned way. The chap doing the work locks the car and then places the keys in an agreed place, like on top of the rear offside tyre, or up the tailpipe.

This has worked for years.

[Ash]

Nah. Just do it the old-fashioned way. The chap doing the work locks the car and then places the keys in an agreed place, like on top of the rear offside tyre, or up the tailpipe.

This has worked for years.

Luckily there's no-one crude on here to make childish comments about "up the tailpipe".

Phew!

[Pat Vegas]

Luckily there's no-one crude on here to make childish comments about "up the tailpipe".

Phew!

Those sort of jokes are exhaustive

[Ash]

Those sort of jokes are exhaustive

Yup. They need silencing.

[Pat Vegas]

Yup. They need silencing.

perfect time for someone to post that photo.
You know 'that' photo

if they do I'll be fuming.

[Kwame]

Is that the one of Greg Mitchell in stockings and suspenders?

[barrybueno]

Is that the one of Greg Mitchell in stockings and suspenders?

Curly Bifta in da house!