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Thread: Ben Stokes about to blow a certain sports personality of the year award

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    Ben Stokes about to blow a certain sports personality of the year award


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    So he's joined the Boycott Club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    So he's joined the Boycott Club.
    a knighthood it is, then
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    So he's joined the Boycott Club.
    His wife has said it's nothing, they always squish each other's faces and that photo just looks bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    His wife has said it's nothing, they always squish each other's faces and that photo just looks bad.
    Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

    In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...n-for-30-years

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

    In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...n-for-30-years

    Can't be my glw, i. I'm far too old for any of that sort of nonsense. The nearest I get to a sex life is when Noel Fielding makes an a double entendre on GBBO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

    In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...n-for-30-years

    'I have tried to explain that foreplay is important, but it goes in one ear and out the other'

    You're doing it wrong love
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    So he's joined the Boycott Club.
    Not quite. He bats far too quickly, is far too entertaining a cricketer and grabbing her like that is hardly battering her senseless the way Boycott did.

    In short, he's a c*nt but not that much of a c*nt.

    Also, to my knowledge he has never refused to play for England. So there's that as well.

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    Someone just probably needs to explain to her that she's an ugly old

    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    'I have tried to explain that foreplay is important, but it goes in one ear and out the other'

    You're doing it wrong love
    cund and her fanny reeks like a corpse. Her bloke is tired of the same old kipper and can't be arsed.

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