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Thread: What do you smell of AWIMB?

  1. #11
    That's how I imagine WES to smell










    and Pokster
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.
    Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

    Joey the Crip, on the other hand...

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I am a man b. Specifically a heterosexual man and I wear no perfume preferring to exude only the scent of testosterone, sweat and a very faint whiff of píss (drives the girlies wild d'ya see?)
    With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    That's how I imagine WES to smell










    and Pokster
    What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I am a man b. Specifically a heterosexual man and I wear no perfume preferring to exude only the scent of testosterone, sweat and a very faint whiff of píss (drives the girlies wild d'ya see?)
    Is the píss yours or simply a vestige of the old job?

    I don't imagine you can ever really scrub the stench out, can you?

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.
    I like to think so bb

    .....

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

    Joey the Crip, on the other hand...
    I read Goebbels as Goering then, didn't I? Daft sod.

    That reminds me, I've got my monthly meeting at The Goring next week. The Goring really is the single poshest hotel I have ever been to. I rather like it's unashamedly Edwardian vibe.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is the píss yours or simply a vestige of the old job?

    I don't imagine you can ever really scrub the stench out, can you?
    Who would want to b? Why would a man become a plumber in the first place if the pungent scent of urine didn't appeal to him?

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.
    the very description of Eau d'Artois
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #20
    Pokster "What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES"

    Honest toil with a hint of Jack Charlton
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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