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    What do you smell of AWIMB?

    I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermčs and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

    How about the rest of you?

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    Sandalwood
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Sandalwood
    Never again will I make that mistake. I kept catching a whiff of myself and being horrified.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermčs and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

    How about the rest of you?
    Tom Ford, Tobacco Oud.

    When I wqas courting the glw she told me once that she loved my natural smell, "a mixture of Scotch and fags."

    I was rather pleased with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Tom Ford, Tobacco Oud.

    When I wqas courting the glw she told me once that she loved my natural smell, "a mixture of Scotch and fags."

    I was rather pleased with that.
    That's nice - if a little emetic.

    I started to go off Acqua di Parma when I found out in one of those Bernie Gunther books that it was Goebbels' scent of choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That's nice - if a little emetic.

    I started to go off Acqua di Parma when I found out in one of those Bernie Gunther books that it was Goebbels' scent of choice.
    Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.
    Exactly - no one is all bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.
    Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

    Joey the Crip, on the other hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

    Joey the Crip, on the other hand...
    I read Goebbels as Goering then, didn't I? Daft sod.

    That reminds me, I've got my monthly meeting at The Goring next week. The Goring really is the single poshest hotel I have ever been to. I rather like it's unashamedly Edwardian vibe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermčs and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

    How about the rest of you?
    you have a whiff of lavender about you?

    I have strong scent of manly pheremones, b

    and this, probably.

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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