VAR saved us from the usual con job by Utd. The fix was in, the linesman paid off,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

and the unblinking eye of VAR ensured that justice was served.

How on earth did he get that wrong? It was miles onside, and the LB was right buy him. His field of vision, looking straight across the pitch would have seen the heroic Auba on the left of his vision and the northern monkey on the right.