Lies!!
Leno
Chambers
Sokratis
Luiz
Kolasinac
Gwen
Xhaka
Torreira
Pepe
Aboomerang
Saka
Martinez, Holding, Willock, Reece, Ceballos, Ainsley and Fartinelli
United
De Gay
Tunazebe
Linderlof
Slabhead
Young
Pogba
McTominay
Pereira
Lingaard
James
Rashford
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'