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Thread: Resting heart rate?

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    Resting heart rate?

    54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

    How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

    Bodies are ****s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

    How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

    Bodies are ****s.
    cos your arteries are all furred up, sc.
    you'll be dead soon, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    cos your arteries are all furred up, sc.
    you'll be dead soon, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
    My arteries have had two years without fags, i. Surely they've been flushed through with the good blood by now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

    How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

    Bodies are ****s.
    Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

    I mean salt, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

    I mean salt, obviously.
    The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

    Made precisely fúck all difference.

    Doctors are ****s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

    I mean salt, obviously.
    It'll be all that MSG in his flourescent orange gloop he eats down the Chinese
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

    Made precisely fúck all difference.

    Doctors are ****s.
    Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the observer's paradox? I mean simply by worrying about it, you're raising it, so you're probably best off not knowing about it. FACT*.




    *Burney is not a medical professional. Anyone considering taking medical advice from Burney ought to first consult their doctor. Burney accepts no responsibility for injury, illness or death arising from his advice.

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    If offered a choice of GP's I'd opt for Burney over Rich any day of the week
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Sir C, how far into the hypertension danger level is your BP reading ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

    How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

    Bodies are ****s.
    Must be an age thing, I had to go for my 5yrly check up..slightky high BP and higher collesteral...bunch of ****e...resting heart rate sub 50
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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