Dog and Duck 0 Royal Arsenal 3

[Sir C]

I remember the North Bank. I don't remember seeing a 7 foot animal on there. Well, not a green one, anyway.

That's because he was buried underneath it. For millions of years. He was killed in a fight with Raquel Welch in a fur bikini.

[Burney]

I served as a ballboy at Highbury for 4 games and travelled with the JG's to dozens of away games and I didn't get f*cked by anyone

I said he was a nonce, not that he was desperate.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Acshurely, builders working on the North Bank sanitation/renovation to make it all-seater discovered an egg of gigantic proportions which subsequently hatched to reveal Gunnersaurus
It's in the history s it must be true

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would like to ask Monty when he was a ballboy and if he can remember the games
(Guessing late 80s)

[Monty92]

I said he was a nonce, not that he was desperate.

By all accounts*, I was quite the cutey until I hit puberty.

*According to my grandma

[Monty92]

I would like to ask Monty when he was a ballboy and if he can remember the games
(Guessing late 80s)

1991
Austria Vienna (6-1)
Sheff Utd (4-1 possibly?)
Chelsea (3-2 possible?)

Can't remember the 4th game.

If you can find a video of the full Austria Vienna game, you'll see me leaning over the advertising boards to get the ball back for Kevin Campbell. Except I couldn't reach, so he had to get it himself.

I had literally one job

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:thumbip:

I've got the Vienna game of VHS somewhere so will look out one day for your starring moment

5-2 the Sheff Utd match
George was mad about us conceding two

You were quite the lucky charm as far as goals were concerned, Monty

[Burney]

Acshurely, builders working on the North Bank sanitation/renovation to make it all-seater discovered an egg of gigantic proportions which subsequently hatched to reveal Gunnersaurus
It's in the history s it must be true

So he's an actual carniverous dinosaur, right? So presumably that means that away from the public gaze, he's regularly devouring heaps of bloody meat. Doesn't seem quite so cute now, does he?

[Burney]

:thumbip:

I've got the Vienna game of VHS somewhere so will look out one day for your starring moment

5-2 the Sheff Utd match
George was mad about us conceding two

You were quite the lucky charm as far as goals were concerned, Monty

That Vienna game was our first one back in Europe after the ban, wasn't it? I remember being entirely confident that we'd stroll the European Cup after that.

Fúcking Benfica.

[Burney]

By all accounts*, I was quite the cutey until I hit puberty.

*According to my grandma

The grandma who wanted to bang you?