Reply With QuoteI'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.Originally Posted by PSRB
I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night
I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow nightI've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.
Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.
I'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night
There's a Holiday Inn there with a view of the river.I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night
Still, I'm sure the Premier Inn has lovely views of the industrial estate...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
The beds are supposed to be comfy, which I guess, is the main pointI'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.
If you try not to think about the fact that you're basically sleeping in the combined ejaculate of several thousand lonely sales reps, it's fine.
I'd like to think they at least wash the bedsheets, b.
I dare not look at a hotel mattress tbh...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Ramsay hosted some hotel programme and the guest alongside had some kind of ultra violet or infa red machine which, in dark conditions, was able to illuminate signs of iffy fluids on a mattress
Gordon Ramsay's reply said all you need to know - "Fcuk me!"
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Yes, but how well? Have you never seen those programmes where they shine a blacklight over hotel beds to reveal huge troves of semen and pubes?
In old money, you are probably a Kentish Man yourself, tbf. (As am I).I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.
Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.
I was born in Maidstone, making me a man of Kent
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