Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
As for the Labour government you fear - what is that you fear? Anti-austerity policies? Nationalisation?
Don't be ridiculous man! My concerns are far more shallow and I think I made it quite clear that it is Diane Abbot I fear. She has no discernible intellect, an infantile attention span and grasp of detail that would shame a nursery school toddler. But far worse, my sources tell me, is that she can snap a man's neck like a twig with her fanny.

Oh, and for what it's worth, I believe Boris would romp an election anyway.