Whilst the story is sad the headline made me laugh

[PSRB]

Heathen!

That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.

Streaky bacon, smoked bacon, lardons, Frazzles, etc

[Burney]

Streaky bacon, smoked bacon, lardons, Frazzles, etc

Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But on its own it's just a bit dull and too salty. A good sausage, on the other hand, is a splendid and toothsome thing.

[PSRB]

Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But on its own it's just a bit dull and too salty. A good sausage, on the other hand, is a splendid and toothsome thing.

Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!

[IUFG]

Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!

Bacon and Egg. Bacon and Tomato butties

Sausage and Egg. Sausage and Tomato butties

[Peter]

He's wrong of course.

Heard from the ex-Missus at all, p?

Well, things were going swimmingly. We were ok, cordial.

I made the mistake of telling her I was seeing someone else and she has gone bat **** crazy.....

[Peter]

Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!

But, but, but..... it isn't even the right shape for a sandwich. It's lumpy....

[PSRB]

Bacon and Egg. Bacon and Tomato butties

Sausage and Egg. Sausage and Tomato butties

Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin is THE best breakfast sandwich.

[IUFG]

Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin is THE best breakfast sandwich.

Ah, now...

the S+EMcM is indeed Mcd's finest product.

it's Bacon Roll is a fúcking disgrace.

[IUFG]

Well, things were going swimmingly. We were ok, cordial.

I made the mistake of telling her I was seeing someone else and she has gone bat **** crazy.....

Oh dear. Is she still in your house, too?

[IUFG]

But, but, but..... it isn't even the right shape for a sandwich. It's lumpy....

Exactly. In fact McD's have had to reform the sausage to make it practicable in a sandwich