do they get involved in petty crime if it is taking place next to them. Say I shop lifted from WH Smith a sub par sandwich will they wrestle me to the floor?
If so I have some questions.
Would they put their machine gun down. Would they point it at me?
other questions include.
Why do they wear baseball caps? I would assume to keep the sun out of their eyes when required but what if there is a sniper from above?
in general I do not like their presence on my commute into London.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
What if it's from Upper Crust?
I walk past it everyday and think that's overpriced.
The display sandwiches look quite nice actually. Which leads me to a pet peeve that many establishments are guilty of.
Let's put all the filling on the edge of the roll so when you eat it all falls out to give the illusion it's full of filling