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    There’s an old chap on the lounger behind me.

    Mrs 7 has noticed his legs are akimbo revealing his right gonad to all and sundry, there’s some concern that it may visually scar many of the younger contingent.
    Should I approach him on the matter. I think the word may be hoden, auf Deutsch but he’s probably a Russki ?
    There doesn’t appear to be any sign of him altering his position.
    Advice ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Mrs 7 has noticed his legs are akimbo revealing his right gonad to all and sundry, there’s some concern that it may visually scar many of the younger contingent.
    Should I approach him on the matter. I think the word may be hoden, auf Deutsch but he’s probably a Russki ?
    There doesn’t appear to be any sign of him altering his position.
    Advice ?
    FFS! Rules man!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Mrs 7 has noticed his legs are akimbo revealing his right gonad to all and sundry, there’s some concern that it may visually scar many of the younger contingent.
    Should I approach him on the matter. I think the word may be hoden, auf Deutsch but he’s probably a Russki ?
    There doesn’t appear to be any sign of him altering his position.
    Advice ?
    Just go over and say hello to Herbert ffs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    FFS! Rules man!
    I fear upshorting may carry a similar legal position to upskirting, bb.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    I fear upshorting may carry a similar legal position to upskirting, bb.
    True dat, and unlike upskirting not even worth getting done for it...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Mrs 7 has noticed his legs are akimbo revealing his right gonad to all and sundry, there’s some concern that it may visually scar many of the younger contingent.
    Should I approach him on the matter. I think the word may be hoden, auf Deutsch but he’s probably a Russki ?
    There doesn’t appear to be any sign of him altering his position.
    Advice ?
    Order him one of these and ask him to stick it in the offending area

    https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/s...-devon-3255055

    "...axe wound or nasty gash"
    Last edited by IUFG; 08-28-2019 at 03:32 PM.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Order him one of these and ask him to stick it in the offending area

    https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/s...-devon-3255055

    "...axe wound or nasty gash"
    Colleen Smith take a bow
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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