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Thread: How many calories do you think there are in a large doner?

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No. Because a shish is a shish and is not a doner. And a chicken kebabl is barely worth eating.


    'Wineglass full of cooking fat'
    I kept thinking of a glass of wine looking at this thread and you've just reminded me why

    Sounds the bollox.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Also, generally it will be pretty much the only thing I eat that day
    Correct answer.

    Though it is also the two gallons of premium lager that really gets the calorie count ticking over
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Correct answer.

    Though it is also the two gallons of premium lager that really gets the calorie count ticking over
    I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober
    This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.
    When I lived in West Ken there was an excellent kebab house opposite my flat, I would regularly pop in on my way home from work and pick up one for dinner

  6. #16
    That article looooool

    2000 calories so skip the garlic sauce looooooool

    At that stage it don’t matter

    So instead of 2000 calories of happiness take 1850 of dryness...lol

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.
    oh yes. one doesn't need alcohol for one...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    That article looooool

    2000 calories so skip the garlic sauce looooooool

    At that stage it don’t matter

    So instead of 2000 calories of happiness take 1850 of dryness...lol
    Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic springs to mind.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober
    I only eat them sober these days. As you said earlier, plenty of salad and at least there is some good nutrition in there as well.

  10. #20

    What about a large boner?

    askingforafriend

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