Lunch: 2 homemade onion bhajis, yoghurt and mint dip, 1 Hot Peperrami, Banana, grapes

[Burney]

and a tangerine.

[Sir C]

and a tangerine.

Peppered smoked mackerel fillets, kohlrabi and basil salad, burrata, melon.

[Burney]

Peppered smoked mackerel fillets, kohlrabi and basil salad, burrata, melon.

Nice. Sounds like you're settling into it a bit.

I've never knowingly eaten kohlrabi. I've thought about growing it.

[Sir C]

Nice. Sounds like you're settling into it a bit.

I've never knowingly eaten kohlrabi. I've thought about growing it.

It tastes of melancholy and poor life choices.

I’m finishing on Friday. I’ve done 5lbs in 3 weeks, and that’s sort of enough.

On Friday night I’m going to eat a plateful of chips.

[Burney]

It tastes of melancholy and poor life choices.

I’m finishing on Friday. I’ve done 5lbs in 3 weeks, and that’s sort of enough.

On Friday night I’m going to eat a plateful of chips.

I've been at it about seven weeks and I've lost a stone or so. Might as well carry on imo. It doesn't bother me as much as it does you.

Mind you, I've got sacks of potatoes I've grown and am having to give away. That irks a little. And I haven't even dug up my maincrop yet!

[Sir C]

I've been at it about seven weeks and I've lost a stone or so. Might as well carry on imo. It doesn't bother me as much as it does you.

Mind you, I've got sacks of potatoes I've grown and am having to give away. That irks a little. And I haven't even dug up my maincrop yet!

A stone? Just how far had you let things slide, you greedy fat sod?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

and a tangerine.

Fish n chips on the south coast

[Sir C]

Fish n chips on the south coast

Nice. Chips nice and crispy? I add the salt, then vinegar to wash the salt down. Then extra salt.

Got a spare chip, at all?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Nice. Chips nice and crispy? I add the salt, then vinegar to wash the salt down. Then extra salt.

Got a spare chip, at all?

Nothing like chips fresh out of the fryer.