Will he be like Sol cos he's wearing no.23?

Or will he be like that cünt Gallas cos he's a Chav?

I'd be quite happy for him to be Willie Young.

Does the fact that Cech wasn't Paddy Jenning's prove Sperz are better than Chavs? Have we ever bought a Chav that did all right for us?

Still, he doesn't like Lampard and he's modelled his hairdo on the Romford Pele, so he can't be all bad. Hopefully.