Free takeaway for the rest of your life.
But has to be the same restaurant/chain.
Theoreticalwimb:
I would take the cash on account of not eating £10k's worth of takeaway food in the remaining decades
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Lets see ... approx 2000 Whoppers with Cheese. If I were to double my current consumption of approx 1 per month to 2 per month, that is 83 years worth. I'm unlikely to live that long tbh. Even one a week is 38 years worth.
Still it would be nice to know that there's always a meal out there as long as BK is still trading and I live near enough to one.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'