My missus would be better at the actual defending than Mustafi is. Can't believe he's gonna sit here and bank the cash for the next two years. We should stick him in the fücking reserves. He shouldn't be allowed to train with the first team in case Squadronitis is contagious.
I normally hate Chavs but I don't mind Luis too much as he clearly wants to look like the Romford Pele. I loved Kos, but if we effectively get Luis for two years instead of keeping Kos for one, with very little difference in transfer fee or wages, then I'm up for that.
Unless he's a secret agent like Cech was. Should've never sold Wojech Sir Chez.